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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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