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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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