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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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