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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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