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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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