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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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