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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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