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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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