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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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