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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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