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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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