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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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