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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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