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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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