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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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