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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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