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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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