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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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