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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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