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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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