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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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