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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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