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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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