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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gizmo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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