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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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