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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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