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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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