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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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