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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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