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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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