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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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