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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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