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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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