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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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