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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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