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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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