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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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