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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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