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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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