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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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