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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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