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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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