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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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