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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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