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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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