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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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