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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Charlie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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