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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Poppy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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