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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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