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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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