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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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