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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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