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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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