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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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