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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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