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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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