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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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