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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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